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Author: | Bill50x [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 19:02 ] |
Post subject: | Fredagshistorien |
- Vad gör norrlänningar när det blir kallt? - Sätter sig kring stearinljus. - Vad gör norrlänningar när det blir väldigt kallt? - Tänder stearinljusen. / B |
Author: | young [ Fri Nov 27, 2009 10:02 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Fredagshistorien |
For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an "Australian treasure!" General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. You'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL COSGROVE: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children? GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers. GENERAL COSGROVE: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you? Attachment: General Cosgrove.JPG [ 18.63 KiB | Viewed 1506 times ] |
Author: | sportbilsentusiasten [ Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:47 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Fredagshistorien |
tack grabbar, kul tråd! Min favvishistoria är från Grauchio Marx Fritt översatt kvinnan med 7barn blir tillfrågad av Grauchio hur det kan komma sig att hon har så många barn. "jag älskar min man" varav Grauchio svarar, "jag älskar min cigarr men tar ut den ibland..." |
Author: | Trasicander [ Fri Nov 27, 2009 12:19 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Fredagshistorien |
Sjukt rolig tack för den!!! ![]() young wrote: For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an "Australian treasure!" |
Author: | MNn [ Sun Nov 29, 2009 20:52 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Fredagshistorien |
sportbilsentusiasten wrote: kvinnan med 7barn blir tillfrågad av Grauchio hur det kan komma sig att hon har så många barn."jag älskar min man"varav Grauchio svarar, "jag älskar min cigarr men tar ut den ibland..." ![]() |
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